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May19

Three Hymns

by ChristiansUnite Christian Joke of the Day on May 19, 2013 at 12:24 pm
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Today's category: Church

Three Hymns

      One Sunday a pastor told his congregation that the church needed some extra money and asked the people to prayerfully consider giving a little extra in the offering plate. He said that whoever gave the most would be able to pick out three hymns.

      After the offering plates were passed, the pastor glanced down and noticed that someone had placed a $1,000 bill in offering. He was so excited that he immediately shared his joy with his congregation and said he'd like to personally thank the person who placed the money in the plate.

      And there sat our Rosie all the way in the back shyly raised her hand. The pastor asked her to come to the front. Slowly she made her way to the pastor. He told her how wonderful it was that she gave so much and in thanksgiving asked her to pick out three hymns.

      Her eyes brightened as she looked over the congregation, pointed to the three most handsome men in the building and said, "I'll take him and him and him!"
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May19

Kae Childs

by Assistant Editor on May 19, 2013 at 4:03 am
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imageKae Harper Childs is a freelance writer. She is a retired counselor and now spends most of her time being a grandmother of four, teaching shag (the SC state dance), and writing. She travels from The Isle of Palms to Greenville, SC, every week teaching dance classes.

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May19

Little Ears Are Listening – Kae Childs

by Assistant Editor on May 19, 2013 at 4:03 am
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Pray for one another

Pray for one another

Bring up a child in the way he should go and when he is old he will not depart from it. Proverbs 22:6

Granddaughters. I never ever dreamed I’d be old enough to have grandchildren. Now I have four granddaughters and they are the apple of my eye. The girls are all different and have their own personalities. This morning I woke up thinking about my son’s two daughters and the comments they made to me this past week.

Every Thursday I pick up Brooke and Pressley Ann from school. We all look forward to our short time together. As soon as they got into the car, I had a phone call from a close friend. I pulled over to answer the phone. The girls were in the back seat talking and giggling. My friend had asked me about a particular challenge I was facing and I said, “Please pray for me. I’d better get off the phone … have the girls.”

I had no idea Brooke and Pressley Ann were listening to me, but immediately Pressley Ann tapped me on the shoulder and said, “WE pray for you, Mama Kae.”

“Yeah, every day,” Brooke said.

I was so touched, I turned around and looked at those two beautiful little faces. “Do you?”

“Yes, every night, Mama Kae.”

Proverbs tells us when we take the time to raise our children in the ways they should be reared, they will not depart. Even though they may step away, embedded deep in their hearts are the ways of God and the constant reminder He is present.

I’m thankful to be reminded my granddaughters are being brought up to pray for others and I’m particularly thankful they’re praying for me. And I must also be careful what I say, you know. Little ears are listening!

Are you teaching your children the ways of God?

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imageKae Harper Childs is a freelance writer. She is a retired counselor and now spends most of her time being a grandmother of four, teaching shag (the SC state dance), and writing. She travels from The Isle of Palms to Greenville, SC, every week teaching dance classes.

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May19

Anger vs. Exasperation

by ChristiansUnite Christian Joke of the Day on May 19, 2013 at 2:34 am
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Today's category: School

Anger vs. Exasperation

      A young girl who was writing a paper for school came to her father and asked, "Dad, what is the difference between anger and exasperation?"

      The father replied, "It is mostly a matter of degree. Let me show you what I mean."

      With that, the father went to the telephone an dialed a number at random. To the man who answered the phone, he said, "Hello, is Melvin there?"

      The man answered, "There is no one living here named Melvin. Why don't you learn to look up numbers before you dial them?"

      "See," said the father to his daughter. "That man was not a bit happy with our call. He was probably very busy with something, and we annoyed him. Now watch . . ."

      The father dialed the same number again. "Hello, is Melvin there?" asked the father.

      "Now look here!" came the heated reply. "You just called this number, and I told you that there is no Melvin here! You've got a lot of nerve calling again!" The receiver was slammed down hard.

      The father turned to his daughter and said, "You see, that was anger. Now I'll show you what exasperation means."

      He dialed the same number, and a violent voice roared, "HELLO!"

      The father calmly said, "Hello, this is Melvin. Have there been any calls for me?"
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May19

Daily Manna from the Net for Sunday, May 19, 2013 [Psalm 18:1-3]

by Daily Manna from the Net [NIV] on May 19, 2013 at 12:00 am
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For the director of music. Of David the servant of the LORD. He sang to the LORD the words of this song when the LORD delivered him from the hand of all his enemies and from the hand of Saul. He said: I love you, LORD, my strength. The LORD is my rock, my fortress and my deliverer; my God is my rock, in whom I take refuge, my shield and the horn of my salvation, my stronghold. I called to the LORD, who is worthy of praise, and I have been saved from my enemies. NIV Listen
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